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2008-02-13 |
16:18:45 |
| For Anno, my forever Valentine xxx |
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| 2393 |
MamaBeee |
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2008-02-07 |
21:55:49 |
| Well today Ned is 23 years old -- so happy happy birthday to you - my dear youngest boy. Sad I can't be with you in Windy Wales to celebrate - but I am there in spirit - as indeed is your brother - hovering over the mountain where we climbed on MY birthday... Love from your Mama, and from the others at Iverna Court - including Phoebe who is munching away happily on today's cricket delivery. Probably thinks it's her birthday too... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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2008-02-07 |
20:07:56 |
| Cheers to the One! We'll wait and see... xxxxxxxxx |
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2008-02-07 |
19:23:48 |
| BUON COMPLEANNO NED, CON TUTTO IL NOSTRO AFFETTO
ISA E MARIO |
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2008-02-07 |
19:15:38 |
| Hey, Anno...i'm giving you an unspoken prayer here for someone special. You already know who and what from oblivion, so with a bowing of the head and hands, i recognize the light in you and give/take an embrace to another. Endless Love xoxox |
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2008-02-06 |
17:25:19 |
| After getting through the first few lines of that and realizing that it was pointless to continue, I went searching for my beloved porn in the forum and was deeply saddened to find that it has been irradicated - well done, I suppose... |
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2008-02-06 |
12:50:14 |
| Having finally gotten rid of one load of spam we get hit with another that's marginally worse... |
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2008-02-06 |
04:53:00 |
| For a second I thought this was a koan!?! Anno, would you be so kind, and slap on the head with a stick!!! |
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da bishop |
bishopdante@gmail.com |
2008-02-06 |
00:04:51 |
| A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing
horned helmets. A man and his wife (in drag) enter, and the
waitress is also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon;
egg and spam... **Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, the
vikings begin singing and/or chanting**; ...egg bacon and spam;
egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam;
spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam
spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam
spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and
aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried
egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's
not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and
spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few
lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without
the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody
Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without
the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I
love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans
then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam...
(but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely
spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam! |
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Emily |
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2008-02-04 |
23:21:37 |
| This is the first time Ive revisited this site in about 2 years, how wonderful to find it as I so well remember it, yet with so many new things to explore. A big hug to you all xxx |
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